Mirror, Mirror, Bloody Fibber
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Can't you show me tall and slim?
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Must I look so bloody grim?
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
You're distorting my poor waist!
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
And why the heck am I defaced?
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Why have I a double chin?
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
And what's the stupid, goofy grin?
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Pointless asking ‘Who’s the fairest-?
More bloody likely, 'Who’s the queerest? ’
Now look, I paid a big bucks for thee,
So why can’t you be nice to me?
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Who’s the fairest of them all?
Me, you say? Ah, that's better -
Mirror, mirror, bloody fibber!
Copyright Mark R Slaughter 2009
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Can't you show me tall and slim?
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Must I look so bloody grim?
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
You're distorting my poor waist!
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
And why the heck am I defaced?
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Why have I a double chin?
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
And what's the stupid, goofy grin?
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Pointless asking ‘Who’s the fairest-?
More bloody likely, 'Who’s the queerest? ’
Now look, I paid a big bucks for thee,
So why can’t you be nice to me?
Mirror, mirror, on the wall,
Who’s the fairest of them all?
Me, you say? Ah, that's better -
Mirror, mirror, bloody fibber!
Copyright Mark R Slaughter 2009
my mirror is brutally honest! sadly ;)) sometimes when i go to walmart, i say to myself 'do these people not own a mirror??' lol
ReplyDeleteahahhahahha, i love it and so true. perfect image with the poem. job well done!!
ReplyDeleteYolo, mine is brutally honest also. I know what you mean about the Walmart shoppers. Jeesh people!
ReplyDeleteLorilynn, thank you so much! :)
Wow, this poem speaks the truth :)
ReplyDeleteWelcome FreeMinder! Thank you for your nice comment! :)
ReplyDeleteGreat photo and poem. I really like this one!
ReplyDeleteHaven't heard from you in a long time, Mike!
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by and commenting! :)
That particular mirror would be a big seller this year, Barbara! Well done!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha!! Thank you, Montucky! :)
ReplyDeleteI want one of those mirrors! Nice job!
ReplyDeleteLorraina, welcome to my blog! Thank you for your comment! :)
ReplyDeleteNeva, I think everyone wants one! :))))
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by!
Is it a mirror or a fountain of youth? Many struggle to stay as they were, maybe not a bad thing.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Preston! :))
ReplyDeleteYes, there's definitely something wrong with my mirror - it shows me someone else!!! :-))
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! My mirror does the same! Who IS that? :)
ReplyDeleteGreat and telling image with poem to go with. Yeah, my mirror does the same also. :)
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